I did it. I ate the chocolate bunny.He had to go. Better to be consumed as a baby than to hide in the depths of my kitchen cupboard taunting me.
I know I'm weak. Fine, I accept my fallen nature. But you, you were empty inside. Mwahaha!! I mock you for your lack of substance and character!
An empty shell you were, but sweet and tasty!
6 comments:
"I mock you..." Best line ever!
MURDERER!!!!
LMAOff!! :D
LOL! I think I was having a brief, chocolate-induced psychotic episode when I wrote this :-) Though that diagnosis may be incorrect, given that I would write the very same thing again! How long does chocolate-induced psychosis last anyway?
You are hilarious. I must say I didn't eat any bunnies this year...I don't know why...
Didn't you feel sick?
Poor little guy.
Forever! My paunchy tummy can testiffy. :(
No, I didn't feel sick at all Imperfect! Partly because he was really a tiny little guy. And anyway, he deserved it taunting me like that! What did he expect?! :-)
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