Saturday, May 24, 2008

P.C.A. (Public Consummation of Affection)

Flowers budding, weeds taking over my garden, and little lambies gamboling through the fields... Yes, spring has definitely arrived in the Emerald Isle and apparently it makes even the most unlikely of couples just a leeetle too frisky!

I won't post a picture of the love encounter because I'm a tactful person (and I didn't have my camera with me, darn it!), but believe me, yesterday's PCA extravaganza is burned into my retinas!

As I was leaving work to grab some lunch, I saw two lovers of the canine persuasion going at it like a porn movie in the middle of the street. The giver (an extremely hyper Jack Russell Terrier) and the receiver (a large black collie-type) were smack dab on the white line and so engrossed in each other they didn't stop to pay attention to any of the multiple cars passing them in either direction. Clearly Mr. Jack Russell had a lot of energy to work off because he kept at it for at least a minute and a half as I drove all the way up and past them, waited to make my turn, and drove (slowly due to rubbernecking) away.

Now, just in case you doubt the staying power of this tribute to manhood, you should know that when I told my story later, one of my coworkers reported witnessing the same couple doing their business when she went off to lunch, AND they were still going at it in the same place when she came back by a half hour later!

Is there such a thing as puppy Viagra?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Your Scent is Mango

Sultry, sweet, and mellow

You enjoy every moment of life!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Turkey Blues

Yes, that's right folks, the turkey lost! Poor Dustin... poor Ireland! But, seriously people, who else but the Irish would send off a turkey puppet as an inside joke to be the nation's representative at the biggest talent contest around?!

Sadly, the rest of Europe didn't get it, but at least this way I never have to hear the darn song again! Except for inflicting it on you that is, but that's just me being cruel :-)


Monday, May 12, 2008

Spring has (finally) sprung!

As I was walking home from Italian class tonight, it really hit me. Here it was 9:30 in the evening but it was still twilight and the street lights had only just come on. We'd had yet another day of no-jacket weather, the birds were chirping madly, and it smelled green, green, green!

Coming across this in the parking lot only seemed to make it official. What better harbinger of Spring could there be? :-)