Saturday, October 26, 2013

Expats Everywhere Do It

If you're reading this and are not (yet) an expat, it probably stumps you a bit why there's so much complaining on our part about the countries we live in.  It can seem ungrateful.  Ugly American-ish (or British, whatever). 

There's a bit of that, of course.  The reality is that we're all used to doing things the way everyone else around us has done them for millenia, and finding out that millions of seemingly intelligent people do them completely differently, can make your brain explode just a little bit.

I've been guilty myself of a tad bit of complaining about Irish differences in the six years I've been here (remember, TV lies!), but here's evidence that it's all part and parcel of the expat experience.  And it doesn't matter at ALL where you go, you're gonna wanna rip somebody's head off once in awhile.  Even in lovely Sweden.

Monday, September 30, 2013

HGTV's House Hunters International in Cork

Finally!  I know it's taken a bit of time, but here is the HGTV House Hunters International episode ("Put a Cork In It!") featuring yours truly.

As a double bonus, you now know what I (kinda) look like -- I've gone natural since filming this, so my hair looks quite a bit different now.  More on that in another post, I hope -- AND my true identity has been outed!  No help for the latter, so gotta go with it.  It probably means I'll be a bit less forthcoming with personal info, but then again I haven't been posting that much lately anyway, so six of one...




Wednesday, August 7, 2013

When Reality (TV) Isn't Really Real

Bringing truth to the old saying that "what goes around, comes around", I've recently revisited some of my core experiences and feelings from when I first made the move from the U.S. (Raleigh, NC) here to Cork, Ireland.  And, similar to the reasons for that first move, I did it for filthy lucre and the adventure of it all!

Some of you readers who'll be most interested in this ramble down memory lane will have searched out this blog in the 24 hours after having seen me last night on the American cable TV channel, HGTV's program, House Hunters International.  Those of you who didn't catch it are going, "Whaaat?  Why didn't you tell us you were going to be on TV?!"  Because I was terrified, dammit!

Anyway, so here's the skinny.  Involving both truth and lies.  I've had a couple of shocked and questioning emails from new readers about how come my blog says I moved six years ago but my HHI episode last night, Put A Cork In It! (Season 56, Episode 3) said I just moved?

The truth is, reality TV is not 100% real!  Are you surprised?  Me too!  Going through the experience of filming this episode in December 2012 (backstory with my sister and her family in Miami) and January 2013 (Cork scenes) showed me just how carefully crafted, tweaked, and re-rehearsed these shows are.  By the time you've gone through your interviews over and over, saying the same thing in just slightly different ways, but all to the direction of the Director, and have filmed every scene with 4 or 5 different takes so the cameraman (person, but they were both actually men) can get reaction shots, alternate angles, and cutaways, every word of truth coming out of your mouth and every instinctive action or reaction feels... well, fake.

And then they take the 7 hours of filming the family backstory scene (just as the first example) and cut it down so much that the editing room floor is littered I tell you, littered!  All the work!  All that angst.  All that slooowwwlllyyyyyy draining energy, all for 3 or 4 minutes of quick clips mixed up together, that somehow do give a glancing overview of the underlying reality of it all.

Did I love it?  Yes and no.  It was tiring, and made me feel just slight dirty for taking part in it at all.  But, it was also LOADS of fun and really, really eye opening.  The producer in London that I worked with and the crew in both locations were gold star professionals and, by the end of the day, we all were having a great time together.  I tried not to make it too much work for them, and they... well, they made me work for it, but they did their jobs well.  The proof in the pudding is that, despite my massive panic building up to the airing on HGTV last night, I didn't actually come off that bad.  There were a lot of weird hand movements in the initial interviews - LOL, but the camera's extra 10 lbs were mostly hidden by my coat (excellent outfit choices, if I do say so myself) and I didn't come across as either too fake or a crazy person.  You laugh, but this was my real worry.  Hey, I said stop laughing!

In answer to the main email and blog comment question I've had:  It was actually relatively easy for me to get on the show.  As an (Jamaican) American expat who blogged about the experience for a good while, I actually rejected several invitations over the years to take part.  And I'm not the only one who's ever got approached.  I always thought that 1) you had to actually be in the the process of moving and 2) you had to be actually buying a "house".  As has now been proved, neither of those are true.  You just have to have a sort of interesting story and be relatively articulate.  The bar isn't ridiculously high.  In large part, I'd say, because they produce a huge number of episodes (at least one new one per weekday) and so are always in need of content. 

To answer another question specific to non-US residents, the episode is only airing in the U.S. for now.  Hulu has the show, but they're still months behind.  The Travel Channel in the U.K. is currently airing episodes from August of 2012, so my episode might actually be showing this time next year.  You'll be happy to hear though that I plan to upload the DVD copy to YouTube once I get it in my hot little hands a few weeks from now, so you can be on the lookout for that.

 Ok, that's it, that's pretty much the relevant parts of the story.  Except to say a heartfelt (truly and deeply) thanks to all the strangers who have stalked researched me and sent really very sweet emails saying how much they loved the episode and my story.  I'm more touched than I expected to be.  Thank you.

Edited Note 8/10/13:  I realize I never actually answered the burning question... yes, I was already living in Cork, and in my apartment, when we filmed the episode.  They did it as a (silent) retrospective of my experience.  A mover emptied out my apartment so they could film it as one of the 3 choices.  Weird, but that's how they roll.  All that stuff about visiting my family in Miami and shopping for Jamaican food really happened right before I left the U.S. 6 years ago.  They just recreated it ;)  About the Cork scenes, I'd already visited Blarney Castle several times and kissed it once during a flying visit 20+ years ago.  I was made to kiss it 4 more times during filming takes!  The cooking lesson scene with my friend, Margaret, who owns www.umnumnum.ie (a catering and cooking school), was a first for me, but so much fun!  I never knew soda bread was that easy to make.  It was yummy, too. 

Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Chiney Shop





Thanks to my dad for sending me the link to this video, an interview with Jeanette Kong on her documentary "The Chiney Shop".  I may not remember any specific chiney shops in Jamaica itself (too young when I left), but I still find myself gravitating to the local "Asian store" -- I'm more posh these days :) -- for anything out of the ordinary, whether in America or here in Ireland.

Great video about a key part of the Jamaican experience that very few non-Jamaicans know about. "Out Of Many, One People" indeed!

Monday, August 6, 2012

The Fastest Man In The World

There's absolutely no doubt.  Could there be?  In the 100 meter dash finals of the 2012 Olympic games in London, Usain Bolt proved again tonight that, even when everything doesn't go perfectly, he still can blow everyone else out of the water!


And let's not forget Yohan Blake's stellar performance as well.  Sadly, Asafa Powell didn't get to show his chops in the final, robbing Jamaica of the perfect 1, 2, 3.  But still...

... how proud am I of our boys tonight?!

*Nice present for Jamaica's 50th Independence celebration tomorrow, don't you think? :)

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Beautiful Yearning


So I wait for you like a lonely house / till you will see me again and live in me.  Till then my windows ache. 
- Pablo Neruda, Sonnet LXV